Crazy is when the voices inside your head can't escape through your fingers. So am I crazy? Well, I write about cutthroat fantasy politics (literally), a girl who turns into a dragon and loves all things sharp and pointy, and my favorite line from the current WIP on my hard drive is
"Vampires make the best shoes."
Make of that what you will.

I love books, music, cooking, gardening, playing with my spaztastic puppy ...all normal things. I also entertain a dream of one day doing my own skoolie conversion and driving from Georgia to Vancouver and back. Just me, the dog, the bus, and a lot of back roads.

I currently reside in Georgia with Dex, an English Cocker who's earned his nickname Niffler a thousand times over. If he can steal it, he does. He loves playing ball, going for long walks, and terrorizing the resident squirrels, rabbits, and chipmunks. He also thinks I exist to play with him. (Try typing with one hand while a thirty-pound dog climbs up your arm...)

Favorite Poem: The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert Service
Favorite Book: Grendel by John Gardner
Favorite Song: ...I'm a chocoholic. Asking this is like dragging me into a chocolatier's and telling me I can only have one thing and I have to split it with my sister. Can't do it.
Favorite food: ... Foods, people! It's foods. Woman cannot live off chocolate alone! She needs bacon, pressed coffee, lattes, espresso, chocolate, pistachios, peanut butter, spare ribs, and boiled peanuts.

In moderation, meaning I have to count the stupid peanuts because I like the salty ones and high blood pressure and salty boiled peanuts do not mix. I still love them.

Among my accomplishments in life...I completed my masters, can back a forty-foot trailer loaded down with wheat straw, and know how to perform basic maintenance on a 1962 Ford tractor.
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  • JoinedAugust 4, 2017

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