If you're reading this, then you probably want some information to build up a mental picture of me. Well, there isn't much to say, save that I'm a musical Luddite - choosing good ol' Rock'n'Roll (Beatles, Dylan, Hendrix an' such) over the doof-doof music of today - and that I read stuff by folks like Stephen King, George R.R. Martin, Tolkien, and Neil Gaiman. I have also subjugated the entire British Isles under my rule - hence the name.
I've got a couple of things up that might interest you, so have a gander through my work and see if anything catches your eye. If not, click on something anyway - who knows, you might surprise yourself and find what you're reading to your liking. The apocalypse, undead princes, ancient Goddesses fighting across the ages - it's all there.
You can also find all my @Ooorah shorts and stuff down in the little Reading List I fixed up for you. Yes, you, and you alone. Aren't I nice?
And, because it's happening a little too often now, please don't ask me to read your stuff. It just makes things awkward. I'll read it if I like it, and not because you're emotionally blackmailing me. Away with you, reading requests!
- JoinedMay 4, 2014