Grrr.... darn it Clarabelle, why did you have to sign me up to Wattpad? I want to shove a vile of salt water down your throat, but then I won't feel safe around Vampires any more. But then... I never felt safe around those monsters anyway.
And what does that weird button do?
Oh... never mind. I'm going to have a nap now.
AND NOBODY DISTURB ME!!!!!!!!
Oh, and to those who don't believe that it's me... I LIKE TREES! DON'T DOUBT ME!
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