10 things I think you should know about me (or, you know, just 10 random things I wrote down when I was bored…) :
1. I'm a Slytherin. Don't hate me, I'm not (that) evil!
2. First and foremost: LLAMAS RULE. FULL DANG STOP. If you prefer alpacas, then GET OFF MY PAGE. Okay fine, you can stay. Maybe.
3. If you advertise on my stories, YOUR MESSAGE WILL FIND ITSELF DECEASED.
4. I speak many languages. First and foremost would be sarcasm. Second would be my undeniable, dry wit. Ahem.
5. I’m Australian, and no I do not ride kangaroos to school, I cannot surf to save my life, my hair is only moderately sun bleached and I’m not tan. I’m practically albino. In the sun I don’t turn an attractive caramel: I become a lobster.
7. I avoid caffeine because I’m probably one of the most hyperactive people you will ever have the joy or possible pain to meet: me+caffeine= BOOM. The World. Just. Exploded.
8. I HATE BLUE PENS! GAAARGH! – that was me turning into Godzilla and destroying every blue pen that ever existed beneath my mottled green foot.
9. I came onto wattpad so I could get feedback for my writing – I LOVE FEEDBACK! My wattpad dream is to see one of my stories on the front page – I would probably die of happiness and shock. And happiness.
10. I reeeally want a battle axe – it’s my inner Viking speaking.
So, now that I've had my little rant, I hope that you are better informed about me, myself and I. Please feel very free to check out any of my stories/rants/literary rampages/thingies and I hope that your stay on my page has been a pleasant and enjoyable one!
- Under a rock somewhere in the Himalayas...
- JoinedApril 5, 2011