Me: The name says it all doesn't it?
Baba: Hey petty lady, who are you talking to?
Me: I'm talking to my Wattpad readers, well I'm making my bio, but same difference.
Soryu: *Blank expression while he stares at mic.*
Eisuke: The hell is Wattpad?
Ota: Pft. Haven't you heard of Wattpad before? *Begins laughing hysterically then turns to Baba, whispering.* What's Wattpad?
Mamoru: Can't a guy get some sleep here?
Soryu: You should be solving a case not sleeping.
Mamoru: I'm conservin' my energy for when I really need it.
Baba: Now, now, now, no fighting. The pretty lady was about to tell us about Wattpad.
Me: *Laughs at the fact I know something they don't.* It's just an app where you can write stories.
Soryu: Like detective novels?
Me: Yeah, anything really.
Eisuke: What are you doing on it then?
Me: Well I write books... About you guys. People love reading about all of you.
Eisuke: Of course they do, I'm probably the main character.
Me: You were for my first book, Chasing after Unexpected Love-
Baba & Ota: Oooooh.
Me: *Rolls eyes and shakes head.* My second book is about Soryu, it's called Guarded.
Soryu: *Eyes widen then looks away while blushing.*
Mamoru: So, you just write things about us and people read it?
Me: Basically. They like your reactions and to see how you'd be if your life was different. Oh that reminds me! *Spins in chair to face mic.* I also have a one shot book, where you guys- the readers- can request stories.
Eisuke: Did someone say shots? Great idea.
Ota: Let's get drunk and read your stories!
Soryu: *Smirks at the idea.*
Mamoru: I'll pass, I gotta catch up on some sleep.
Me: *Starts panicking.* No! Nope. That's not happening. *Turns to mic.* I need to go guys, I hope you enjoy my books! By-
- JoinedApril 27, 2014