5% cleft chin. 10% eyebrows. 15% thicc lips. 27% sarcasm. 43% sass. 100% peraya love child.


| about |

xvii. human. aries. catholic. aesthetic. peraya for life. crab army. professional fanboy. full-time book geek. the father of procrastination. has an unhealthy obsession with dogs--especially corgis. has legit no time to edit because... reasons. beware.


| smol warning |

• BEWARE YA'LL RUDE BITCHES: the BLOCK/MUTE button is sooo my bff.

• i do my best to keep my stories fresh and unique in their own ways so be informed that i STRICTLY and ONLY PUBLISH my stories on this website : Wattpad. (some excerpts on my FB page.) if ever anyone of you has seen the same EXACT plot like any of my stories are, in any website or illegally digitally published elsewhere, then please inform me right away. let's kick ass together!

• as for you silent readers : at least please leave a vote at every chapter you enjoy (it really means a lot to us authors) or i swear i'll hunt you down.


| stories |

[ english ]
• The SAVAGE Brothers
• Sleepless Sleepovers

[ filipino ]
• Sálit

[ one-shots ]
• Akala Ko Ba Di Mo Ko Mahal
• Mahal Mo Naman Pala Ako Eh
• Manhid Ka!
• Magnanakaw ng Puso!
• Mr. Anonymus 2100

Copyright ©JohnerZulueta_2012-2018


| bae quotes |

"If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must be the one to write it."

"A Writer is a World trapped in a Person."


| social media |

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°• twitter •°

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°• youtube •°


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