5% cleft chin, 10% eyebrows, 42% sarcasm, 43% sass.
Full-time Book Geek
The Father of Procrastination
Has an unhealthy obsession with dogs--especially corgis
"A Writer is a World trapped in a Person."
- VICTOR HUGO
• Yo, I'm the type of guy that loves writing A LOT and reading A TON but having hard time finishing stories.
• I update whenever I want to, not when you want me to.
• I DO NOT Proofread/Edit my works. I'm a lazy-ass I know.
• A Genderfluid male.
• I am simply Human.
BEWARE YA'LL RUDE BITCHES: the BLOCK/MUTE button is sooo my BFF.
1. DEADLY SEVEN (COMPLETED - Part 1)
2. Who Said Authors Aren't SEXY?! (to be re-written) https://www.wattpad.com/story/26504601-who-said-authors-aren%27t-sexy-to-be-re-written
3. (The rest of my Filipino-Short Stories)
I STRICTLY and ONLY PUBLISH my stories on this website: Wattpad. If ever anyone of you has seen the same EXACT plot like any of my stories are, in any website or illegally digitally published elsewhere, then please inform me right away.
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I ALWAYS do my best to keep my stories fresh and unique in their own ways.
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- JoinedSeptember 14, 2013