Hello all. Like many of you, I saw how literacy and literature were on the rise in modern society and thought, "Hey, I bet being a writer will allow me to get rich and famous really quickly!" so here I am. I expect that by the first time I am published, I'll be living in a solid gold mansion with butlers for my butlers. If any of you would like to trade recipes for caviar-flavored escargot, I'm all ears.
I've written a really cool novel that's about to drop on October 5th. It's called Otto Von Trapezoid and the Empress of Thieves. You should look for it on the internet and perhaps even your finest booksellers. Details to follow, and some exciting supplemental material will surface on here in the near future.
- Chattanooga, TN
- JoinedOctober 30, 2014
Epilogue II: The Further Adventures of the Talking Skull of Teddy Roo... Humor
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In this high-stakes, ripping yarn, the skull of Teddy Roosevelt returns to inflict justice on a world gone mad, and faces his deadliest foe yet! Will he survive? Read on and see!
Otto Von Trapezoid and the Empress of Thieves Epilogue 1: Requiem for... Humor
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In the first of the novel's epilogues, we visit the record-shattering Twine-Aid concert, and learn the fates of slick salesman Licky Handleman and the Sisters of Norwegian Literature. Who will survive, and will the...