Hello all. Like many of you, I saw how literacy and literature were on the rise in modern society and thought, "Hey, I bet being a writer will allow me to get rich and famous really quickly!" so here I am. I expect that by the first time I am published, I'll be living in a solid gold mansion with butlers for my butlers. If any of you would like to trade recipes for caviar-flavored escargot, I'm all ears.

I've written a really cool novel that's about to drop on October 5th. It's called Otto Von Trapezoid and the Empress of Thieves. You should look for it on the internet and perhaps even your finest booksellers. Details to follow, and some exciting supplemental material will surface on here in the near future.
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JesseBaruffi JesseBaruffi Sep 09, 2015 09:49PM
Hello all,As my novel is now less than a month away from being on shelves, I thought this would be a good opportunity to give you a chance to see if it's your cup of tea or not (Who am I kidding? It...
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Epilogue III: Marooned by JesseBaruffi
Epilogue III: Marooned Humor
Told from the point of view of Tim the Necromancer, we check in on the villains Otto and Esmerelda shot into space. Will they kill one another, or will a new romance bloom?
Epilogue II: The Further Adventures of the Talking Skull of Teddy Roosevelt by JesseBaruffi
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In this high-stakes, ripping yarn, the skull of Teddy Roosevelt returns to inflict justice on a world gone mad, and faces his deadliest foe yet! Will he survive? Read on and see!
Otto Von Trapezoid and the Empress of Thieves Epilogue 1: Requiem for a Twine by JesseBaruffi
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In the first of the novel's epilogues, we visit the record-shattering Twine-Aid concert, and learn the fates of slick salesman Licky Handleman and the Sisters of Norwegian Literature. Who will survive, and will the...