***This entire account is dedicated to Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events"***

A volunteer with pixie-like blue hair and a black fedora hat.

I hope you enjoy my content, as some of it took quite the research and investigating to write. Though if you were truly sensible, you'd look away from such a miserable account dedicated to such a dismal book series.

Oh, and don't forget:

The world is quiet here.

*Jane Walker persona deactivated*

Hey y'all, just some things I'd like to say about my account:

- I joined Wattpad since I was like 15, so some of my writing isn't the best.
- You will not find any "Kladora" or "Dunclet" content here. Just not my thing.
- A lot--if not, all--of my content is based on the original book series and the companion guides.
- I do not consider the show or film canon, which is why my content will have little to do with them. Yes, I'm a Book Purist™. I apologize for any inconvenience.
- I have a lot of unpopular opinions about the show. You are more than free to 1) respond respectively, 2) ignore my comments, or 3) ignore my account altogether. It's nothing personal. You've the freedom to do or say as you please.
- I will not tolerate spam on my works, especially from users who constantly comment "Kladora", "Kladora", and "Kladora". I say this from personal experience, and believe me, I will delete the comments. It's rude and annoying.
- Some of my content may be too morbid at times. I apologize for any discomfort.
- My lovely PFP was illustrated by my wonderful friend, Minty, whom you can follow on Instagram
@ ababybus.of.oz!

That pretty much sums it up. I hope you enjoy my works!

[Status: Semi-active]

(If you'd like, you may follow my personal account @Claire_Cota)

Disclaimer: My username has nothing to do with Johnnie Walker's special whiskey for women. This account was set up back in 2014, before the product was even promoted.
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Jane_Walker Jane_Walker Jul 20, 2019 02:49AM
Am I the only one that knows Lemony Snicket released a new book?https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41741969-read-something-else
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