"Listen, smile, and agree then do whatever you were going to do anyway."


"There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."

-Kevin James

My name is Cleo and I'm the whitest black person I know.


•Harry Potter

"Anyone can speak Troll, all you have to do is point and grunt."

-Fred Weasley

•Teen Wolf

"You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass into the middle of the road and leave you for dead!"

-Stiles Stilinski

"Start the car, or I'm going to rip your throat, with my teeth."

-Derek Hale

•Percy Jackson

"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"

-Percy Jackson

"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."


•The Vampire Diaries

"Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe, that lie will haunt me forever."

-Jo-, I mean, Damon Salvatore

•The Avengers

"Doth Mother knoweth you weareth her drapes."

-Tony Stark

A white man once said to a black man, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man stood up and said "When I was born, i was BLACK when I'm sick, I'm BLACK when im in the sun, I'm BLACK when I'm cold, I'm BLACK. when you were born, you were PINK when you're sick, you're GREEN When you're in the sun, you're RED When you're cold you're BLUE And you dare to call ME coloured???"

I like food.
I think I'm a werewolf.
I'm most likely a witch though, more on the Vampire Diaries side than Harry Potter.
I like food.
I'm in love with Chinese food.
I like food.
I watch Dan and Phil videos.
And I forgot to mention, I like food.
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