Hi! I are James. I like to randomly insert myself into conversations if it will amuse me. I likes people who have a good sense of humor and like to share it. Hopefully that's you, and we can be friends, and share chocolate malts with two straws...like...y'know...one malt and two straws...you get the idea.

A brief jerk statement. If you follow me I appreciate it. If you follow me because you have a genuine interest in my work than I am extremely thankful. If you follow me because we've talked before and you think I'm a 'swell' guy, I will most likely follow you back. If you follow me in hopes of gaining more followers, have not looked at my work and have never had a conversation with me, then this aint Twitter and that's not gonna happen. And now I'm done.

So, hope you enjoy what I have to offer, and I plan to try and enjoy what everyone else has.
  • JoinedJuly 22, 2015



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JFHensley JFHensley Nov 25, 2016 06:37PM
HEY YOU GUYS!!! You'll never believe it. I actually posted a new chapter of Cafeteria in a timely manner! Please do enjoy. Hope you all had a great day yesterday!! Thanks for the support! =D I LOVE E...
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