"Luke's hair is reminiscent of an adolescent lion." -Ashtonio Irweenie
#VegasStrong ❤️ #5SOSFam #MendesArmy #goodhaircrew (not that my hair is always good) #icebearforpresident #thankthedank

"Real bands save fans, real fans save bands."
"Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy... unless you're me."
"Who wants a lamby lamby lamby?"
"A ninja never quits."
"ONE QUARTER STAR."

~5SOS hurt in my head and my heart and my chest because they took my soul~
~weird is my baseline~
~with each passing day, I get a little more sarcastic~
~in a fandom, there are only losers and that's all of us~
~3000% done~
~there's a SpongeBob meme for everything~

Hello, stranger! Welcome to my adobe... I don't know how or why you're here, but welcome!

About me:

-professional fangirl and screenshot taker
-specializes in bad puns
-always tired
-always hungry
-Pringle. It's like single but hungry
-smalla than a bug
-pretends to be punk rock but really isn't
-has standards 1000x higher than my hopes and dreams

•Band geek since 2012 🎺🎷🥁😎
•5SOSFam since 1/15/17
•Shawn Mendes
•Ed Sheeran
•Disney in general (that covers a lot)
•Marvel
•SpongeBob
•Star Wars
•Teen Titans
•Ninjago series
•We Bare Bears

"I WANNA BE IN THE TRIIIIIIIIIBE!"
"IT'S A COW LUKE"
"IT'S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY"
"the turtle was to small it was smalla then a bug"
"~Disco girl, coming through, that girl is you~- DON'T COME IN, DON'T COME IN!"
"When the cherry petals of Magic Romance Academy are in bloom... anthyding can hadplen"
"My ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!"
"SCHEMBULOCK"
"I ain't from 'round here, I'm from another dimension!"
"Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song!"
"...kaaaaaaaayy.. do you come with subtitles?"
  • Back from the dead like a certain band I know *glares at 5SOS until they release 5SOS3*
  • JoinedNovember 10, 2015


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Inf1niteFlamez Inf1niteFlamez Jul 11, 2018 12:53AM
Calum x Watermelon is the best 5SOS ship and your argument is invalid k thanks bye
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