Here's the skinny: I once pet-sat an electric eel and crashed my car into a house, though not on the same day. Before I became a writer, I was reprimanded and/or fired for reading in every job I ever held.

I consider this my greatest accomplishment to date.

Oh, and I write mostly fantasy for adults, young adults, and middle graders. :-)
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IlanaWaters IlanaWaters Sep 13, 2014 01:05AM
First two chapters of my urban fantasy, THE AGE OF MAGES, are up! Get ready for witches, vampires, action, and snark!
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