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OoVoo: Levigiggles
KIK: Symmetry4Life

Pfft please I am beyond the Dark Lord. I'm the fucking Dank Lord. Now what the flowery fuck are you doing with that screwdriver?
Updated: 3/20/17

EXCUSE EM'FUCKING MOI I AM TRYING TO WALK WITH PURPOSE.


Facts about me: (✿◕‿◕)
I'm smart enough to plot an entire sabotage through the Rocky Mountains while riding a pogo stick in ten minutes flat in order to capture a political world leader but can't tie my fucking shoes.
I'm that one kid who sits in the back of the class in the sitting-Sasuke position, ready to burn down the school with a bag of Fritos in my left hand pocket.
Of course, I'd never do that. >_>
Last but not least, I also like blueberries!


Upcoming Good Shit:
Drafted (AINT COMING OUT FOR A LOOOONG TIME MY FRIEND)
How bout now?! (Some day)
Sexist (Work in progress I'll probably work on it after Merry Fucking Christmas)
PING LING
Roasted

Some of my favorite fellow hobosexuals:
@Chubs_Unicornio [ᏰᖇiᎿiᎦᏂ ᏰᎯᎴᎯᎦᎦ]
@Arekku_Udowaddo [ฅƴ ʆ๑ཞอ (and savior)]
@YuuriBombastic [la mother fuck]
@_Sarcastiel_ [ШΣ'RΣ MΔRRIΣD SHΣ JUST DΩΣSΠT ҜΠΩШ IT ΨΣT]
@MitsukiSWAGamoto [Buttcheek on a stick whom I deeply care about because who needs fonts amirite]
@evitaonline [P⃣E⃣R⃣F⃣E⃣C⃣T⃣I⃣O⃣N⃣]
@accidental_poet [ᑭOETᖇY Oᑎ ᑭOIᑎT ᒪIKE GOᗪᗪᗩᗰᑎ ᔕOᑎ]
@Pansexual_Pirate [ꎇꍏᐯꂦꋪꀤ꓄ꍟ ᖘꍟꋪᐯꍟꋪ꓄ꍟꀸ ꃅꀎ꒒꒒ꍏꌃꍏ꒒ꂦꂦ]

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  • JoinedMay 29, 2016


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