Instagram: kafiisconfused (Hint hint: Don't be a stranger)
Pfft please I am beyond the Dark Lord. I'm the fucking Dank Lord. Now what the flowery fuck are you doing with that screwdriver?
EXCUSE EM'FUCKING MOI I AM TRYING TO WALK WITH PURPOSE.
Facts about me: (✿◕‿◕)
I'm smart enough to plot an entire sabotage through the Rocky Mountains while riding a pogo stick in ten minutes flat in order to capture a political world leader but can't tie my fucking shoes.
I'm that one kid who sits in the back of the class in the sitting-Sasuke position, ready to burn down the school with a bag of Fritos in my left hand pocket.
Of course, I'd never do that. >_>
Last but not least, I also like blueberries!
Upcoming Good Shit:
Drafted (AINT COMING OUT FOR A LOOOONG TIME MY FRIEND)
How bout now?! (Some day)
Sexist (Work in progress I'll probably work on it after Merry Fucking Christmas)
Some of my favorite fellow hobosexuals:
@Chubs_Unicornio [ᏰᖇiᎿiᎦᏂ ᏰᎯᎴᎯᎦᎦ]
@Arekku_Udowaddo [ฅƴ ʆ๑ཞอ (and savior)]
@YuuriBombastic [lａ ｍｏｔｈｅｒ ｆｕｃｋ]
@_Sarcastiel_ [ШΣ'RΣ MΔRRIΣD SHΣ JUST DΩΣSΠT ҜΠΩШ IT ΨΣT]
@MitsukiSWAGamoto [Buttcheek on a stick whom I deeply care about because who needs fonts amirite]
@accidental_poet [ᑭOETᖇY Oᑎ ᑭOIᑎT ᒪIKE GOᗪᗪᗩᗰᑎ ᔕOᑎ]
@Pansexual_Pirate [ꎇꍏᐯꂦꋪꀤ꓄ꍟ ᖘꍟꋪᐯꍟꋪ꓄ꍟꀸ ꃅꀎ꒒꒒ꍏꌃꍏ꒒ꂦꂦ]
This profile has been brought to you by your mother's terrible cooking.
- "Surgically removing onions from my takeout"
- JoinedMay 29, 2016