Hannah Elizabeth Berg

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"Hello... It's me."
 *clears throat* 
"Can you hear me? Is it working? Okay, how cool is this; us talking and all? Technology nowadays, aye? Well, it's super nice to meet all of you beautiful human beings. I'm just a regular teenage girl, writing, singing, dancing, drinking, and enjoying my dang coffee like a 'white girl', and crying over finals at the moment; well, procrastinating on writing a final essay at the moment too."

*CRASH* *SPLATTER* 

"A;OSIEFWhoops. I just spilled my drink..."

*Retrieves life-saving paper towels*

"Now that, THAT mess is over. Let's get back to my little message. So, I'm currently writing a book, but you probably already knew that from my profile\_(..)_/ I actually like going to school because it gives me something to do other than eat and be immobile on my bed while I watch TV in my room. I absolutely hate busy work; like, if I'm going to be spending my time on something, it better be somewhat beneficial to life, so I like to do crafts for my room, or write songs to sing (maybe record some day), work out very occasionally... stuff like that! My favorite TV shows are The Walking Dead, Supernatural, which I just started, and The Office, which I definitely finished in, like, two weeks. Uhrm. I honestly don't have much else to say about myself, but if you have any questions for me, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free to message me anything that you would like to know and maybe even a bit about yourself! I would honestly love to have some friends on here! So, uh, it was nice, this little message thing. I'll make sure to keep you guys updated on my life! BYEEEEE"

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