R D Burger is a prolific writer of short stories, and a prolific dreamer of novels, seven of which live inside his slightly larger-than-normal head.

He is the author of 'In SO Many WORDS' - a winner of the Wattpad4 Read, Review and Share Contest, hosted by @ELatimer , @RebeccaSky , @LDCrichton and @DistantDreamer - four wonderful Wattpad authors with a fan base of over 300,000 readers. This story is also featured by the lovely @RaeKitano in her www.MoralFortitude.com anthology 'Love at First Sight.'

R D Burger is further honored by having 'QueerSpace' featured in MoralFortitude's second anthology, 'Nothing Can Keep Us Apart.'

Recently his short story 'Alien of Jupiter' is the Best Series Winner in @IndiaCentral 's Love Shots Contest, and his flash fiction 'The End of All Good Days' is a winner of @HearHereTO 's Emerging Authors Contest. He will soon be featured at a multimedia salon hosted by Alfonso Licata in Toronto.

R D Burger lives in Wisconsin and has done so all his life, where there are lots of things like corn and cows.

THE VOCALORDS - VOCALOIDS Gumi and Miku are musicians on a mission. Read how things go wrong when an electric violinist takes over the band, and how things go right when BIG BANG comes to the rescue!

In SHARK, witness the perfect love triangle. Eileen is an artist flush with new-found fame, given to her by Lauren Glas, the wife of a remarkably good lover, and a bruiser of a man. Eileen becomes torn between those who want her art and those who want her body.

STALE CHALK - A three-part poem of Horror.
I put myself through oaken door.
Lightning blaze. Thunder roar.
By making entrance, this estate
Used yellowed wax to seal my fate.

FOREVER EVE - Adam thinks Eve is crazy, but she doesn't mind. In fact, she thinks he's right. For as long as they both can remember, it has been Eve's sworn duty to watch over the trees - keeping the Evil beneath them buried where it belongs.

The trees are losing the fight. Maybe Eve isn't so crazy after all.
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HardeeBurger HardeeBurger Feb 27, 2018 10:11AM
Hello Lovelies! I'm rewriting a scene that will someday be in Dots, but I'm also thinking of posting it to my LemonFlash scenes. The original is written in longhand, from many ages ago. It's so filth...
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