Ugh this is too much work...
Also, if you'll just look up at my profile picture, take a second... I know. He's got sexy legs and he is my cat. His name is Jon Snow but goes by:
"My Lord and Savior, Jon"
"The Greatest Organism Known By Anyone Anywhere Ever, Jon"
"The Sexy, The Magnificent, Jon"
I got him from my uncle, who either took him from a shelter after being thrown out of a moving vehicle on the highway, or picked him up off the road, which I doubt, but moving on, and took him in for a while. He could not keep him though because he also had two small dogs (Spot and Sophie) that kept eating Jon's food and, later, throwing it up.
He contacted my mother, who couldn't say no, and we've kept Jon for more than a year since then. He is white, fluffly, moves like Jell-O, has green/yellow eyes, hunts when outside (we've found dead frogs), and then comes home to his family for cuddles.
But before cuddling, Jon didn't get along too well with my other two smaller, slightly younger cats. They were littermates so they already got along.
We had to lock him in the bathroom for a couple of weeks while he got used to the kitties' scents. We let him out, and he got along just great with Milo. They still cuddle to this day. I fully support the fictional gay reltaionship and I hope Jilo will be real one day.
Mittens, though she is used to Jon, she still doesn't like my cuddly buddy too much. I believe she became jealous of Jon, stealing all of her brother's cuddles, when she used to have them all to herself.
Mittens no longer cuddles with Milo and continues to swat at Jon when he gets too close.
OMIGOD GUYS MILO HAS BEEN CLEANING MITTENS'S HEAD FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES NOW AND SHE HASN'T HISSED OR SWATTED I'M GONNA CRY.
So I hope you enjoyed reading about a stranger and her cats' cuddle triangle, if anyone does read this at all😂
- JoinedJuly 22, 2016