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IMPORTANT (Part 2): My other account is BlondieWontbeBlonde. Check it out cause that's where all the unedited stories will be. Once I finish them, I will post the stories here, but that might be a while!
Writer's Block: When your imaginary friends won't talk to you.
I hate writing about myself. I mean, why write your whole life story in a little box that appears on your page for anyone and everyone to read?
At that point you will gain a weird, creepy stalker and then things just get so awkward cause they're like "Hey! I read that you live in X Town. Guess what? ME TOO!!! Omg we should go hang out at the library. Or we could go see a movie. YAY! And you can tell me more about that fascinating story of your childhood. I mean I know that you grew up in Y Town and that you moved here to X Town just a couple weeks ago. I found that out on your facebook page because your Wattpad profile connected to it. Oh, and I friended your mom on Facebook. I hope that's okay with you."
See what I mean? Creepy. Very creepy.
Hey. Hey you. Yeah you. The one reading this. You know what you should do? You should read one of my stories. Yeah. You should. You really should. Then you should vote and leave me a comment. That would be great. But only if you want to of course. But I really encourage it. Cause it would make me feel great. Go read one of my stories. No? Come on, please? Go on. Why are you still reading this? Shouldn't you be reading my stories. Okay, yes, I did tell you it was a choice. But guess what? I lied. You need to be reading my stories instead of reading this. Okay, now shoo! Go! Go on! No? Really? Why are you still here? Go away and read my stories and leave me with votes and comments. Thank you!
- JoinedApril 15, 2012