"A pessimist that transformed into an optimist in his prime so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive."
"I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you."
"I know it sucks and it's scary, but it's time to be brave."
"My intentions aren't as evil as you think, but temptations always pushing people to the brink. Fuck, I always lose my judgement when I drink."
"Never bullshit a bullshiter."
"Ideals are peaceful. History is violent."
"Why can't God fuck with aliens? Why can't Earth be like a fucking small side project for this guy?"
"We've all done the worse kinds of things just to stay alive, but we can still come back. We're not too far gone."
"Who we are and we need to be to survive are two very different things."
"If I had known the world was ending, I would've brought better books."
"Life is always a test."
"Not everybody gets to blurt out how they fucking feel every minute."
"Nobody in this world is ever gonna give a goddamn weather you like something or not."
"Well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamn French, but did you just threaten me?"
- The fiery depths of hell
- JoinedOctober 29, 2016