Hi! I am a teenage artist, writer, bowler, and drummer.... You should follow me if you don't want to be murdered in your sleep. Joking. 
As everybody know, the best things in life are really expensive. You can have me for $17 trillion 😉
I never make the same mistake twice,
I make it five or six times, you know, just to be sure.
"When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead... True story."-Barney Stinson
Dear, Math; I hope you grow up and start solving your own problems, 'cause I'm tired of solving them for you.
Some of my Wattpad friends:
@Aresthebatisbest
@TheOnlyPterydactyl
@Skeppyfan1414
@IntelligentBear
@KingOfMountain
@Knofsky
@RileyTheReader64
@gtonerd2
@Needle_Faye
I already know a few things about you:
1. You are reading this
2. You are human, dragon, alien, toothbrush, building, or other
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
Try reading this. If you can, you are blessed.- I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt!
Sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɹoɯ uǝʌǝ pǝʇsɐʍ noʎ ʇnq ʻpɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɹo uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ ƃuᴉuɹnʇ ǝɯᴉʇ ɹnoʎ pǝʇsɐʍ ʎʅʅɐɹǝʇᴉʅ no⅄
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