Mnr_Hoofleier

Whenever life gets you down
          Keeps you wearing a frown
          And the gravy train has left you behind
          And when you're all out of hope
          Down at the end of your rope
          And nobody's there to throw you a line
          If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go
          Come on and take a walk in my shoes
          Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string
          Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
          Ba-um-ba
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
          I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants
          I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
          I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
          And-a everything is goin' my way
          Ba-um-ba
          Ahhh, ahh-um
          Ahhh, ahh-uhh
          Voo-voo-vi-sov-va-va-vava-div-ee-vu-jah-va-sovoyay
          Foji-vas-va-vajuba-do-ahhh
          Subbo-ze-va-daa-dun-da
          Pe-he-he-nis
          Za-un-duh-ba-de-un-doi-bu-doula
          Everybody!
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin' away
          Ba-um-ba-bab
          I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin' to stay
          Yeah I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
          I am-a feelin' like a sun-shiney day
          I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis
          And-a everything is goin' my way
          My trouser monster
          Everything is goin' my way
          My meat is murder
          Everything is goin' my way
          Size doesn't matter
          Ev-ree-thing is goin' my waaa-aaa-aaay
          Yum