Be aware: I write as a hobby, I don't take it that seriously.

Wife: @Georgia-Washington Her children are my children. My children are her children. You follow me, you need to follow her or no cookies.
I'm General-Washington.
but you can call me dad.
I already know a few things about you;
1. You are reading this
2. You are human, dragon, alien, toothbrush, building, or other
3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
4. You just attempted to do it
6. You're laughing at yourself
7. You are smiling and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5
9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
10. Now copy+paste this to see who else falls for this too
Whats your favorite number in the alphabet? I'm glad you understand your assignment, its due yesterday, you have a week to prepare.
 \\ Λ_Λ
   \( ಠ_ಠ ) Put
    | ⌒ヽ
   /   へ\ This
   /  / \\
   レ ノ   ヽ_つ on
  / /
  / /| Your
 ( |
 | | \ Page
 | 丿 \ ⌒)
 | | ) / If you're
ノ )  Lノ
Dear Bullies,
You know that boy you pushed over earlier? Committed suicide last night.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
And that boy you teased for crying? His mother died.
You know that man you made fun of for his scars? He fought for our country.
That man you stole the little leather pouch off? He was homeless.
And everybody else you've been mean to? You've either hurt them really bad or ruined their life.
Post this on your profile if you are against bullying.
♀️+♀️=❤ GENDER
♂️+♂️=❤ DOESN'T
❤ copy+paste to show you support every relationship
ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ 1% ᴡʜᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ:
ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴋɪɴ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴜᴛ ɪᴛ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ɪᴛ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴄᴋ ɪᴛ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ.
ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ. ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜱᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ 99%
  • Hiding in a box from my murderous children and watching TURN.
  • JoinedApril 3, 2020

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General-Washington General-Washington Mar 26, 2021 02:14PM
Although yesterday was Maria Reynolds/Lewis's death day, today we can celebrate a happier note as it is Jonathan Groff's birthday. Happy birthday to him! 
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