Everybody starts these About Me things the same way. It's always "Hi, I'm (insert name here)", and then a lot of boring things about how much the author loves their family and how much they love writing and what they had for breakfast. Instead, I'm going to delve deep into the depths of my writer's soul and tell you my darkest, most personal secrets.
I love my family and friends.
I love writing.
I had a burrito for breakfast this morning.
I microwaved the burrito by myself, without anyone's help, and I didn't even set the smoke alarm off.
Before microwaving the burrito, I disabled the smoke alarm.
Aside from burritos, I enjoy books with complicated characters or strong imagery. Or both. Both is definitely good.
For now, please excuse me. I have to go put the batteries back in the smoke alarm.
- JoinedJanuary 17, 2014