FRANK SINATRA IS BAE.
18 years young.
I'm a boss ass bitch *insert vigorous battle twerk with knitted brows and a well-orchestrated duck face*
I'm pansexual (meaning, anything that breathes and makes me want to lift up my leg like those fairytale stories during a kiss is mine)
I like watching Cake Boss because I want a husband or a wife who will have the ability to bake amazing cakes and make me more fat than I already am.
If you hate my characters, then I'm doing something right. If you love my characters, then I'm doing something right. If you just huff and stare at my chapters without any emotion whatsoever, then I am definitely doing something wrong.
Weird fact but I have tinnitus (a weird drumming sound in my ear whenever I hear loud sounds)
Game of Thrones
Instagram: @3am.Chardonnay (FOLLOW MY UGLY FACE)
On my to do list before I die:
1) Bring back Frank Sinatra from the dead.
2) Make sure he feeds from my chocolate wet cavern of heat for eternal youth.
3) Do Frank Sinatra.
Frank Sinatra does black women, right?
LANA DEL REY
WRITER ON RADISH (PLEASE JOIN THE SITE, YOU WON'T REGRET IT) https://radishfiction.com/stories/B1GELQFNg
- 4th of January (Please buy me FKA twigs merch lol)
So, like, Frank Sinatra has been in my bed countless times and I thank reincarnation for allowing me to tell you this wonderful story.
The Greek God's Baby: (Removed)
The Surrogate (Completed)
Being My Brother-in-law's Wife (Completed)
Being His Unwanted Wife (Completed)
Her (In Progress)
Tattered Ballet Flats and Biker Freaks (Removed)
Blur (In Progress)
- JoinedJune 6, 2013