Not everyone can be fleeky like me, I'm not afraid to say.
Lols jk.
I AM NOW OFFERING MYSELF TO BE A FREE EDITOR. I actually want to be a writer, but I don't have the time sooooo... just ask me to edit like a chapter, and if I like the general book then I might want to check out the whole book. I work best in fanfictions that I know (listed below).
Life is sad, so I took up the art of reading HP. Dumbledore should have just time travelled back to save Harry's parents. Lazy people those days, I mean I know he's old and all... ACCIO VOLDEMORT. We could have killed him ages ago.

~ HP
~The Mortal Instuments CLACE OMFG
-Riverdale
-MIRACULOUS LADYBUGG (plz read in a deep french acc.)
-TVD
- MORE HP
-MORE CLACEEEE
-Teen Wolf
- Popular ships from any of the above
-Twilight
-PLL
-PJ
- SLYTHERINNNN
- Popular ships from any of the above
-More HP

I am a Dramione, Drarry and Tomione reader, who can't read Drarry as whenever Hermione gets introduced my inner Dramione starts tingling.
Ik u relate.

So please please don't come closer,
Let me whip u with ma toaster,
That i know u cant afford,
Bite the ew that's on ur shoulder

Pull the wet wipes from the corner
Of the garbage that u own,
From ur room in Barcelona

U AIN'T EVER GETTIN' CLOSER

parodies.

📖📖📖 Recommendations:📖📖📖

BLOODY HELL(dramione fanfiction)✅

Veal and Venison (for the Tomione people)✔️

SARCASTIC COMMENTS:
-UR SO FAT, THAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT, HE HAD TO ASK YOU TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY

200 ✔️
250...?
F4F BRUH
☑️☑️☑️
2 Facts:
- I like chocolate and sleep. #ACCIO
-DRACO IS LAIFFEE
K Byeeeeeee
That girl you bullied for wearing a wig? She has cancer. Those old people you joke about? They served in the army. That boy you make everyone else hate? He's committing suicide.
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying.

~Expelliarmus_1234




Gosh, that was long.
Bye fellow human (at least that's what I think I am)
  • Burying your body, bitches -A
  • JoinedAugust 16, 2017



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