I'm a teenage girl who is a socially awkward weird potato, I mean human being.

"I'm single but I don't mingle"

There are 7 billion People on the planet and only 5 of them are my friends.

I like food, art, reading, video games, and writing, also superheroes.

My favorite book on wattpad is Damsel In Distress by YourAverageNerd

I'm a very quirky person

Remember to always sprinkle organic holy water on your children at night.

"For some had stars in their eyes, she had galaxies"

I actually joined 2015 but I made another account

I'm an empress *chokes on dr pepper* make that a clumsy one

Goat Is Great

? Life can be Beautiful...Just not today ?

? Try to speak but nobody can hear ?

?Memories get erased & Ill get replaced with a ? ? newer cooler version of me ?

? She's imperfect but she tries ?
? she is good but she lies ?

?Then you walked in and my heart went boom?

~Reasons Why My Life Sucks~

I'm not a witch
I don't attend Hogwarts
I'm not a fallen angel
I'm not a moon woman
I'm not a resident of Phoenix Drop
I don't live in Hyrule
I've never played Veronica Sawyer in Heathers
I don't live in Hawkins

Zelink (why wouldn't you ship it)
FRIDGOWAVE (Who wouldn't ship their fridge and microwave, credit to @MYNAMESAIDS )

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  • Hell or Heaven you choose
  • JoinedDecember 16, 2016

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EmpressCola EmpressCola Dec 16, 2016 10:03AM
I do not post very often so please be aware of that,I will try to post as much as I can on here, but I cannot guarantee that I will post every week, Thank you
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