Hello, Reader. I am Noah, aged 13. I write Fan Fiction for Emo Bands, BTS and Dan and Phil. Wattpad has taken over my life, so to you, the person just discovering my profile, or to the individual who's been here since day one thanks. Thank you for brightening my day, reading, voting or commenting on any of my stories. It means the world to me.
They/Them or He/Him
Also, if you know me in real life, please don't judge me.
I'm always here to talk (I have no life). It may seem weird to message someone you don't know and rant to them but just do it. I've gone through tons of shit and have my own struggles. So if your bored and need someone to talk to, or your parents don't understand that Bisexuality is valid, message me.
OH! WELL IMAGINE AS I'M PACING THE PEWS OF THE OWL SLIDE, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HERE, NO I CAN'T BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WHOOHOO'S! "WABA DABA" "DABA DO" WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAID THE DAN TO THE PHIL! BUT GUESS WHAT WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THE POOR TABITHA IS A ELIZA PANCAKES
Who lives in a dead corpse under the sea
He feeds on all your friend's dead bodies
If shitting you pants is something you wish
Then buy this game, then you'll shit like a bitch
If you reorder some letters it will get "Daniel"
Dan's complete name is Daniel
Dan has 3 letters, you know what else has 3 letters?, exactly, Dab
Dab is Dil's son
Dil is Dan and Phil's son
There are three Sims' names is the series that starts with "D", and "sides" have one "D"
You know what else have 3 sides?, exactly, a Triangle
Triangles represent the Illuminati
That means that Dan and Phil are Illuminati and the D trinity too
Why Park Jimin when you can ride Jimin
- Fucking Taehyung
- JoinedApril 10, 2017