Hello, Reader. I am Noah, aged 13. I write Fan Fiction for Emo Bands, BTS and Dan and Phil. Wattpad has taken over my life, so to you, the person just discovering my profile, or to the individual who's been here since day one thanks. Thank you for brightening my day, reading, voting or commenting on any of my stories. It means the world to me. 
They/Them or He/Him
Pan

Goals:
69 -
100

Also, if you know me in real life, please don't judge me.

I'm always here to talk (I have no life). It may seem weird to message someone you don't know and rant to them but just do it. I've gone through tons of shit and have my own struggles. So if your bored and need someone to talk to, or your parents don't understand that Bisexuality is valid, message me.

OH! WELL IMAGINE AS I'M PACING THE PEWS OF THE OWL SLIDE, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HERE, NO I CAN'T BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WHOOHOO'S! "WABA DABA" "DABA DO" WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAID THE DAN TO THE PHIL! BUT GUESS WHAT WHAT A SHAME, WHAT A SHAME THE POOR TABITHA IS A ELIZA PANCAKES

Who lives in a dead corpse under the sea
SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS!
He feeds on all your friend's dead bodies
SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS!
If shitting you pants is something you wish
SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS!
Then buy this game, then you'll shit like a bitch
SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS
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"Dalien"

If you reorder some letters it will get "Daniel"

Dan's complete name is Daniel

Dan has 3 letters, you know what else has 3 letters?, exactly, Dab

Dab is Dil's son

Dil is Dan and Phil's son

There are three Sims' names is the series that starts with "D", and "sides" have one "D"

You know what else have 3 sides?, exactly, a Triangle

Triangles represent the Illuminati

That means that Dan and Phil are Illuminati and the D trinity too

Why Park Jimin when you can ride Jimin
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  • JoinedApril 10, 2017


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Elizabaz Elizabaz Sep 18, 2017 06:03AM
So, that story I mentioned before, it's at 6.5 K words right now. That's like 1/2 of my longest fic. This is going to be huge. I'll upload the first chapter whenever someone responds to this. It's pr...
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