OKAY PEOPLE. WATTPAD. THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE MYSELF AND NOT BE LOOKED AT LIKE A FREAK 

I am a pansexual and no I'm not attracted to kitchen ware

I origionally called myself a genderfluid asshole but i cant be asked to explain gender fluidity to ppl so im going as female rn.

That dosent mean you cant call me daddy ;)

Probably eatingish a little

Jk this morning i ate two mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches.

I ship phan but it seems to make them uncomfortable so I don't write fanfiction about them (apologies to the smut readers)

my patronous is a whale cuz I'm fuckin huge

sometimes, i just need someone to make me smile

holy fuCK I MESSED UP MY EYELINER GOD DAMMIT
Jk I don't wear eyeliner or I'll stab my eye out

(scritches cat) wait do I still need more points
yeah I need more points

oh shIT I POKED MAH KAT IN THE EYE
BABY IM SORRY

(chases cat around the house)

LOVE ME AGAIN

the one queer cousin

DAN HAS A SECRET WATTPAD ACCOUN....

Highschool is gay

Homework is for winners and thats why im here

I hate the phrase "wHiSpErEd sWeEt NoThInGs In HiS EaR" so much that I stopped reading fanfic just to write this. My anger is immense.

Mcyt fans b like "tHeY dOnT lIkE bEiNg SeCKuAlIzEd" while in the comments of a smut

Like why are you even here

"Twas the days of Christmas" "and all through the house, Cassie was screaming, because she made a mistake." -sin

"Im a good little christmas slut, I live in a good little christmas hut" -crankgameplays

"Suck it twilight" -me

I have a confession.
I atcually kinda like its every day bro.
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME
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  • JoinedJune 23, 2017


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Nobody:Wattpad when I say one (1) f word: tHiS cOmMeNt HaS bEeN rEpOrTeD aS oFfEnSiVe AnD iS cUrReNtLy UnDeR rEvEiW
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