OKAY PEOPLE. WATTPAD. THE ONLY PLACE I CAN BE MYSELF AND NOT BE LOOKED AT LIKE A FREAK
I am a pansexual and no I'm not attracted to kitchen ware
I origionally called myself a genderfluid asshole but i cant be asked to explain gender fluidity to ppl so im going as female rn.
That dosent mean you cant call me daddy ;)
Probably eatingish a little
Jk this morning i ate two mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches.
I ship phan but it seems to make them uncomfortable so I don't write fanfiction about them (apologies to the smut readers)
my patronous is a whale cuz I'm fuckin huge
sometimes, i just need someone to make me smile
holy fuCK I MESSED UP MY EYELINER GOD DAMMIT
Jk I don't wear eyeliner or I'll stab my eye out
(scritches cat) wait do I still need more points
yeah I need more points
oh shIT I POKED MAH KAT IN THE EYE
BABY IM SORRY
(chases cat around the house)
LOVE ME AGAIN
the one queer cousin
DAN HAS A SECRET WATTPAD ACCOUN....
Highschool is gay
Homework is for winners and thats why im here
I hate the phrase "wHiSpErEd sWeEt NoThInGs In HiS EaR" so much that I stopped reading fanfic just to write this. My anger is immense.
Mcyt fans b like "tHeY dOnT lIkE bEiNg SeCKuAlIzEd" while in the comments of a smut
Like why are you even here
"Twas the days of Christmas" "and all through the house, Cassie was screaming, because she made a mistake." -sin
"Im a good little christmas slut, I live in a good little christmas hut" -crankgameplays
"Suck it twilight" -me
I have a confession.
I atcually kinda like its every day bro.
PLEASE DON'T HATE ME
- Crying in a minecraft villagers arms
- JoinedJune 23, 2017