Why hello there, young children, I'm Dying Orphan and you are looking at my fantastically amazing profile. I spend my time on here reading descriptions of fanfics that are as sickening and infuriating as they are horribly written. I'm a sassy, dependent white girl who is anything but a typical anything. I absolutely love writing stories that have most of the characters die in some violent, gory, creative manner.  Writing sad, unhappy endings is what I'm best at but also am great at writing humorous and trippy stuff that makes me question my own light grip on reality. If you love reading stories like that as much as I love writing them, then you have come to the right place! Comment on anything about anything.
P.S. Don't look under your bed, I'm working.
Read the ebullient and favorable stories of my dear friends, @TheTragicEnding and @Sabrina_Beckman, they are top notch. The three of us like to commit crimes as Lil Zippy, White Heckler, and Ricky-Lee, so don't tell mom.
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DyingOrphan DyingOrphan Aug 02, 2014 11:55PM
I don't even know what the hell it is, but I love it
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Adopted by Steve Harvey by DyingOrphan
Adopted by Steve Harvey
Survey says Steve Harvey should adopt on orphan, that's just what he did.
Fifty Shades of Stuffed Bears by DyingOrphan
Fifty Shades of Stuffed Bears
The everyday lives of Miriam and Gerald, their emo and future stripping 5 year old's, their tranny babysitter...
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