Doroken

New book out! Not really a story, just individual little shenanigans, but there's forty of them published now with more on the way at...some point.
          	
          	Anyway, join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to the point of insanity!
          	https://www.wattpad.com/story/361186461-ways-to-get-kicked-off-the-halberd

Doroken

+ Also includes lots of dork knight art :)
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Popplio7526

Eyyyy how you been?

Popplio7526

Uhhh I’m in medical school now.
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Doroken

Lol don't mind that awkward space there, I forgot wattpad sends emojis on message boards to the shadow realm
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Doroken

New book out! Not really a story, just individual little shenanigans, but there's forty of them published now with more on the way at...some point.
          
          Anyway, join everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to the point of insanity!
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/361186461-ways-to-get-kicked-off-the-halberd

Doroken

+ Also includes lots of dork knight art :)
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Doroken

man I've got six whole books sitting in my drafts here now. Where do I even begin with some of these. like
          -king dedede super star ultra
          -realistic meta knight x reader (hint: sword in the liver)
          -american idiot but its just me reciting it from memory and absolutely butchering some of the songs, all in the form of text
          -collection of stupid but entirely possible warrior cat names like smokeweed, mountaindew, longface, solidsnake, and flowerflower
          -out of context excerpts from my kirby stories
          -attempt at writing an actually serious kirby au fanfiction
          and then on top of that I've still got dededesire, the ship book, the roleplay (maybe), and I still gotta wrap up kirby and bandee, and then I've got a sequel book for THAT started in the drafts. Why can't I ever finish anything. rip.

Doroken

There's so many other things I should probably be working on, but this spontaneous idea just came to me today and I need to make it real.
          
          https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313380928208633858/1167148585603833921/king_dedede_super_star_ultra_real.png
          
          Prepare for King Dedede Super Star Ultra, coming soon to a wattpad near you
          
          I'm laughing now because right below this is a message I posted last week saying I need to actually finish a story and stop starting new ones, and then bam this.
          
          Anyway I've got a couple headcanons and ships still sitting in the drafts, so I haven't entirely forgotten about those books either. Kirby roleplay however...yeah that's been a bit abandoned lol. Oops. I should probably get back to that too at some point.

Doroken

i swear adventures of kirby and b-dee is almost finished. I've even got about 4 chapters of the sequel book written too. I just need to really sit down and finally commit to finishing a story rather than constantly starting new ones (I imported all the individual, unfinished Kirby stories that I've written over the past year or so into an app that counts words/files, and it's currently at 98 stories with a total combined word count of 272,354. help.)

Doroken

So I just had more terrible dededesire ideas come to me in the shower. Expect more references to the tales of infinity universe, sans vibing, freddy fazbear being deployed as a weapon, and a very ridiculous zombie annihilation right before the wedding (which is also going to be another chaotic disaster of its own, largely thanks to it being crashed by a certain wacky individual)

Doroken

wattpad giving me a notification saying "continue reading dededesire"
          
          heavy metal cover of spongebob chase scene music in my youtube recommended
          
          I'll take these as signs to continue the story with a chapter six 2

UnderRancher

Happy early Halloween
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          BOO!

UnderRancher

@Doroken LUAGHS AGGIREXIY AND TOTALKY VERY EVILLY
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Doroken

@UnderRancher to paraphrase galacta knight, "it's (almost) september, which means it's almost october, which means it's sPoOkY tImE!"
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