Mel

I’m a cupcake (don’t eat me!)

I LOVE TO SING!!! (Maybe not well...)

I’m slightly crazy
I’M NOT RANDOM YOU JUST CAN’T THINK AS FAST AS ME!
Get up and dance yeah yeah!!!

I LOVE YOU JENNA MARBLES
YOU TOO RYAN HIGA
AND ALL THE OTHER YOUTUBERS I WOULD LOVE TO LICK BUT CAN'T FIT IN THIS SPACE!

If you don’t know who they are, you are living in a hole. Without Youtube.

No I’m not really into One Direction. Sorry.
You mess with me, I mess with ya face!
GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!!
Just kidding, I’m an Aussie
BUT I LOVE HAIRSPRAY! AND CHICAGO! AND GREASE!
Always wanted to go to a drive in movie theatre.

Yummy.
I’m watching you.

SHOW ME THE MIGRANE SKANK!!


I LOVE BIG BANG THEORY AND TWO BROKE GIRLS! 

If I could speak rabbit all the rabbits in the world would be amazed and worship me as their leader. I would be kind to my rabbit subjects… at first. Then they would hate me for being cruel so I would eat all the lettuce and carrots in the world and make them watch.

Hands up if you got that! I LOVE YOU RAJ!


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All that crap about face book crashing and Justin Beiber dying and no bullying, that goes here. I just don’t have enough characters. 



LOVE YOUES!!!! (It's like eminem and Dr Dre if I loved you more I might be gay and when I'm feeling down you know just what to say you're my homy, yeah you know me, and if you ever need a wingman I'd let any girl blow me off cause you're more important than the rest I confess I'm a mess if I'm not hanging with my BFF, you know its true you my male boo now sing the chorus with me if you feeling the same way tooooo. Bromance noth-
Okay I'll shutup)

BYE.

I’m done by the way.

You can stop reading this.
Seriously.