To those who wish to summon upon a demon in order to join the.. group, here a few extremely (if not *too* extremely) effective chantations I've learnt recently:
"Veni, vidi, vici. Vivamus, moriendum est."
"Aut inveniam viam aut faciam."
Chant, "Emerson!" five times with 7 thumbs in your mouth. No more, no less.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu."
"Alfmos harkha condix arijah arß."
"The Unthe Unthe Unthe Unhe Un."
"Surmonter rec thy vaterstry."
"Momento Mori."
Chant, "They're rooty-tooty-point-n-shooty's. Guns suck." 10 times, back faced down on bed, posture straight.
As you can tell, that is quite alot of chantations. But.. I know one that might be a bit too powerful :)
"Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,
Omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica,
Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire, te rogamus, audi nos."
Have fun<3