Why, hello there. Allow me to tell you a few things about myself.

I enjoy naps, seafood, bad/cheesy jokes or puns, PIZZA🍕, and books. Oh! I like naps, too!

I enjoy reading sci-fi romances, humor, and heartbreaking, depressing romances. I want a good cry once in a while.

Spongebob is my role model.

Skyrim is my obsession (other than books)

My favorite pickup line is "Come here often?"

I think that sums me up pretty nicely. Any questions?
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  • JoinedDecember 10, 2015



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Office Bladder Problems by Desi-love
Office Bladder Problems
When Martin has to go to a meeting, he is afraid that his small bladder will cause him to run to the bathroom...
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