De Zombie

I'm just a lonely zombie in front of a laptop typing this...

I've been known to scale mountains, and break hearts with my piano skills, hack into terrorist organizations and troll them. During breakfast I help the sun climb up, during lunch I travel to Africa to feed starving children, When Classical music is on I'm  known to break dance to it.

I don't think this body was doing any good before it died, so time to put it to some use!
I love the book series's: Unwind, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Lord Of The Rings, Game Of Thrones and anything I can get my hands on!
TV shows I like: breaking bad, South Park, Game Of Thrones, Rick And Morty and anything clever.
Video games I'm obsessed with: Gta Vice City And San Adreas, Minecraft, Team Fortress 2, Gmod and anything I can get my hands on!
Movie Obsessions: Terminator, 
Inglorious Bastards, etc
Actors I like: Will Ferral, Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger...
Music I like: about 50% of all 50s to 90s music

"It's not about if you win or lose,
it's about if you win"~Trump

"Winners don't lose!"~Rumble McSkirmish

"It ain't worth a thing, 
if it ain't got that swing!"

"I'll be back"~The Terminator

"BUT AT WHAT COST!"~ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 

"Surrender the cookies we have you surrounded!"~Me

"Ayy lmao"~Aliens

"I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."~Rick

"When life gives u lemons
Don't make lemonade
Make lemon grenades"
~ Cave Johnson

"I'm Hilary-ous╰༼=ಠਊಠ=༽╯"~Trump


"JUST DO IT(ヽಠ益ಠﾉ)"~Shia Labouf

"メカイエス"~Me

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