Depending on what you believe in I might be a gooey alien living underground in my big tank with internet for only means of communication with the outer world. I could also be a giant zombie dragon. Or a shrimp, but only on Wednesday. 
Or I could be a twenty-three year old girl, getting her master's degree in English literature (cuz I want people to call me Master), using Karianne Giard as her pen name (used to be Kay (my nickname) Darali. Karianne's my name, Giard's my mom's maiden name), with French as her first language, that absolutely loves to read and write but has an hectic life so doesn't upload as often as she used to.
I'm from that specie that thinks they're always right and own everything and if anything or anyone disagrees we'll destroy them and pee on their ashes. Claude Gauvreau is a big inspiration, I mean, when I'm on acid. I don't think the Earth is in danger, I think the humans are. And I don't always make sense 'cause like Augustus Waters, "my thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations."

Word of the day : gymnophoria

Quote of the day: "Sometimes I turn around and catch the smell of you and I cannot go on I cannot fucking go on without expressing this terrible so fucking awful physical aching fucking longing I have for you."


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Soooooo, after over a year (a year? good god, I'm ashamed! 0_0) here it is, THE NEXT THE SPAWNS CHAPTER!!
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