What to say? Where to start?

I like anonymity because I'm an insecure dork but friends would describe me as a confident extrovert? Funny that. I love quietly stalking out stories by other writer's and staying up late on this app swiping on my phone until my eyes sting and threaten to quit on me. My favourite books of all time will forever be the 'Lord of the Rings' trilogy and 'My Secret Unicorn'. Diverse ends of the spectrum in terms of maturity - I know.

I am now a masters graduate in a Tropical Marine Biology but my forte was always English. I've always secretly wanted to be an author, sadly due to a laziness so profound it's akin to a terminal disease, this is the only place I'll probably ever see other people read my 'books'. So play nice - I'm below amateur level at this, I'm a baby, and people should be nice to useless creatures that can't take care of themselves.

FYI: I had to spellcheck this description on word because there was no way in hell I was confident in spelling 'anonymity'. Pah - she wanted to be an author she says.

P.S: If anyone was wondering, the background picture of my profilie is a magnified image of bioluminescent bacteria i was working with during a project at uni. (its s o sparkly!)
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