мý twσ lífє rulєѕ:

1. ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅᴇsᴛ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ
2. ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴀᴅ ʟᴇss ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟʟᴇᴅ

ƒινє ƒυη ƒα¢тѕ αвσυт мє:
1. мy naмe ιѕ cryѕтal.
2. ι'м oғ тнe ғeмale gender laѕт ι cнecĸed.
3. тнeѕe ғacтѕ aren'т very ғυn. ιn ғacт тнey're acтυally preттy ѕтυpιd.
4. тнeѕe ғacтѕ don'т ѕeeм тo вe aвoυт мe anyмore вυт oғ тнe acтυal ғacтѕ тнeмѕelveѕ.
5. тнιѕ ғonт ιѕ proвaвly мore ιnтereѕтιng тнan тнeѕe ғacтѕ.
6. ι don'т мaтн, вυт ι do ιтalιan and ѕoмe ѕpanιѕн.
7. ι нave υттerly ғaιled ιn provιdιng 5 ғυn ғacтѕ aвoυт мe, нence leadιng вacĸ тo 'ғυn ғacт' nυмвer 6: ι don'т мaтн.

ιғ yoυ've мanaged тo read тнroυgн тнιѕ ғar, congraтυlaтιonѕ, yoυ нave ѕυcceѕѕғυlly learnт 7 ιrrelevanт, υnιмporтanт and тoтally oppoѕιтe-oғ-ғυn ғacтѕ aвoυт мe.
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CrystalPascale CrystalPascale May 08, 2017 12:23PM
WOAH OKAY. SO I DIDN'T POST ON SATURDAY. I JUST REALISED AND I APOLOGISE.Anyway, to compensate! DOUBLE-DOSE! I've uploaded two chapters! (Warning, I haven't edited them so there may be some mistakes...
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