You may be more popular than me but do you have *shoots fingers* Crippling Anxiety???

♡Aye, Rianna is the name, fucking up is the game. I'm also known as Satan♡

♡I'm totally oblivious to the chaos I create♡

♡Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd & geek, decreaser of world sucking♡

♡General lover of snarky sarcasm♡

→I make terrible puns←

∆ I worship JiBooty ∆

♡All hail our swagy handsome lord and savior, Min Yoongi♡

∆ I'VE GOT YES JAMS ∆

♡*teenage girl voice* I'M NOT CUTE I'M PUNK ROCK!♡

♡Yeah those Bangtan Boys fucked me up real bad♡

♡You're too rad to be sad♡

♡Don't be afraid to talk to me yo. I'm very desperate for friends♡

♡Also, if you ever need to talk to someone about your personal problems, I'm here for you fam♡

♡I rely on coffee and chimchim's thighs to get me through life♡

♡I wanna climb Junhong like a tree♡

♡Yongguk's voice narrates my life♡

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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CripplingAnxiety CripplingAnxiety Sep 11, 2018 12:52AM
I just chopped my hair off again lol im a mess
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