Corn muffins are Corny..... just like all my jokes
Yep... That's my opening line.... and yes my profile picture is a ghost eating a sandwich
I bet you just looked at my profile picture
I'M A MIND READER BRO!
fun fact: You can't hum while pinching your nose shut.
*Swipes hand across your face* The more you know....
obsession at the moment: uhhhhhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll be honest, I stalk the people who comment or vote on my books.....
I'm giving you an air hug! You can't feel it but It's there *Cheesy grin*
STORY TIME! I once illegally purchased a turtle from a lady, but she was very nice....
I take the hot out of hot mess! *Snaps fingers in air then falls into mud puddle*
And if you haven't noticed by now I make jokes so bad that they somehow become funny..... I hope
Message me privately or on my conversation board anytime! (It's to the right!) I'm always willing to talk!
+ My Inbox Rules +
It's sad that I even need to write this.
- I'm not interested in sexting, exchanging, or sharing pictures of myself, etc. I use wattpad to enhance my writing and storytelling skills.
- If you ask to sext, exchange, or to share pictures etc. I will not respond and report you for harassment.
- I keep my inbox open for requests on my Fairy Tail One-Shots book. It's not a drive through for sexual things. So keep them out of my inbox. There are many other apps you can use if your into that stuff, but I am personally not.
+ Thank you for your cooperation and time +
*Big Hero 6
*Hunger Games Series
*Maze Runner Series
*Music! Lots of music
*Why Don't We
*5 Seconds of Summer
Remember you are loved and one of a kind! ~ Avacado!
- Hiding from the sunlight!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
- JoinedJune 24, 2016