Corn muffins are Corny..... just like all my jokes

Yep.... That's my opening line.... and yes my profile picture is a ghost eating a sandwich

I bet you just looked at my profile picture

I'M A MIND READER BRO!

fun fact: You can't hum while pinching your nose shut.

*Swipes hand across your face* The more you know....

obsession at the moment: Why Don't We

I'll be honest, I stalk the people who comment or vote on my books.....

I'm giving you an air hug! You can't feel it but It's there *Cheesy grin*

STORY TIME! I once illegally purchased a turtle from a lady, but she was very nice....

I take the hot out of hot mess! *Snaps fingers in air then falls into mud puddle*

And if you haven't noticed by now I make jokes so bad that they some how become funny..... I hope

Message me privately or on my conversation board anytime! (It's to the right!) I'm always willing to talk!

_____Favorites_____
*Assassination Classroom
*Big Hero 6
*Dance Moms
*Fairy Tail
*Fruits Basket
*Gravity Falls
*Hunger Games Series
*Logan Paul
*Martinez Twins
*Maze Runner Series
*Music! Lots of music
*Miraculous Ladybug
*Ninjago
*Why Don't We
*5 Seconds of Summer

Remember you are loved and one of a kind! ~ Avacado!

My Instagram is @_all_the_sad_things_
  • Hiding from the sunlight!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
  • JoinedJune 24, 2016


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