I've taken a long break from writing but it's what I needed to pass this writers block. 
I feel inspired once again!

Well, howdy-do.

You may call me Clarissa or whatever other name you like, as long as it’s not Claire. Please, I am not a Claire kind of gal. I am, however, a nineteen year old college student who is study(party)ing hard to become a trilingual journalist. When I’m not study(party)ing my tail fin off, I am on the wrestling mat, working up a sweat, bruise and appetite. I also read, write, eat, sleep, blink, convert oxygen into carbon dioxide, etc.

I understand you have better things to do than read all this narcissistic bologna, so let me cut to the chase. I wrote all of this, for lack of a better word, stuff and I hope you enjoy it. Contrary to one of my favorite pastimes (wrestling), I am not a mean spirited person! Feel free to interact with me.

If you’re feeling gutsy, you can check out my crazy twitter @ champalo.
  • Murfreesboro, Tennessee
  • JoinedJune 25, 2010



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ClarissaAnn ClarissaAnn Jun 01, 2012 12:57AM
@Iwillheart1Dforever you probably got my comments on it.. but KUDOS! it's super funny :D
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