I've taken a long break from writing but it's what I needed to pass this writers block. 
I feel inspired once again!

Well, howdy-do.

You may call me Clarissa or whatever other name you like, as long as it’s not Claire. Please, I am not a Claire kind of gal. I am, however, a nineteen year old college student who is study(party)ing hard to become a trilingual journalist. When I’m not study(party)ing my tail fin off, I am on the wrestling mat, working up a sweat, bruise and appetite. I also read, write, eat, sleep, blink, convert oxygen into carbon dioxide, etc.

I understand you have better things to do than read all this narcissistic bologna, so let me cut to the chase. I wrote all of this, for lack of a better word, stuff and I hope you enjoy it. Contrary to one of my favorite pastimes (wrestling), I am not a mean spirited person! Feel free to interact with me.

If you’re feeling gutsy, you can check out my crazy twitter @ champalo.
  • Location:
  • Joined:
    5 years ago

Reading Lists

Read Later
8 stories
4 stories

13 Published Works

Featured work.

Some People Fall Into Love But It Fell Onto Me. Literally.

Social data: 3.7K reads. 101 votes. 71 comments.

Description: Gretchen made the mistake of a lifetime. She moved halfway across the country to go to college. Being super shy, she only makes two friends, both adult women who she could never hang out with or truely call "friend." One average Friday night in a pe...

Other Works by ClarissaAnn.
Holy Cow: Praise the Lard

Holy Cow: Praise the Lard

2.5K 38 30

This is a random collection of poetry I have written since 2007. I have poems ranging from serious to hi...



19 2 2

The Ladybug

The Ladybug

205 1 1

The Night I Beat A Homeless Man

The Night I Beat A Homeless Man

122 3 4