Horror fan, comedy fan, fantasy fan.

SEP 2017

Despite all evidence to the contrary, I am still alive.

Apologies for not being around more; I've been working on The Elimentoni pretty much non-stop for the past few months, and rewriting the periodic table of elements takes longer than you'd imagine.

I'm nearing the end stages though, and am hoping to have it beta-read, edited and published in time for Christmas. Unfortunately, I'm not able to post it on here as the formatting on WP does no mesh with the formatting of the book (too many footnotes and illustrations).

Once it's done, though, I'll be jumping right back in to The Boxer. As nobody in their right mind would put it, in to the heart of The Boxer; Autolycia. The crappiest planet in the solar system. I promise you it's going to be worth the wait.

So, to recap: I'm not dead, you can't read my new book and I haven't started the one you can read yet. Soz about all of that.

Also, I'm afraid I am still NOT taking reading requests right now. I simply have far too much on my plate as it is. The minute I get some free time, I'll let you know.
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