Horror fan, comedy fan, fantasy fan.

JAN 2017

Hello there, long time no see.

You may have noticed I've done NOTHING on Wattpad for the longest time. I'm taking a break from the internet to get some serious writing done, as well as working tonnes of overtime at work and trying to fit in some family time where I can.

When I do return, I'll have Elimentoni completed (I've started again from scratch - it's a book aimed primarily at my 6-nearly-7 year old son and it got WAY too dark WAY too fast) and the first few chapters of Hobo. Not sure exactly when it will be but I promise it will be worth the wait.

Also, I'm afraid I am still NOT taking reading requests right now. I simply have far too much on my plate as it is. The minute I get some free time, I'll let you know.
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