"Paul McCartney's dick is tastefully big and I don't find it at all humourous."

Legit Alex Turner quote.

I love music a lot. BTS happens to be my latest obsession.

I love potatoes....

My otps are:



those are major goals and they're str8 fire.

When I'm not talking about communism I'm making jokes about Pol's dick.

I was major Turner trash now I'm Suga trash and just trash in general.

Communism must be spread like sweet butter on the toast of Capitalism.

if someone told me "shag Ringo or eat this whole plate of mushrooms" I'd shag Ringo.

I am the supervisor of Paul McCartney and watcher of Alex Turner.

"What came first the chicken or the dickhead?"

-Alex Turner.

I am an official member of the Ducks and a legit chicken hoe.

John Lennon loves it when I wiggle my chicken behind.

Pol's butt is my religion.

Jimin is mochi.

@Wicked_Annabella is my amazing wife to be. She has valid opinions about everything her music taste is goals and she's the cutest muffin in the face of earth. I love her very much and if you hurt her in any way I will cripple you ♡♡

I'm obssessed with myself.

communism will prevail.

Elisa the chicken hoe.

add me on kik, I'm ZomBeatles.
  • JoinedFebruary 15, 2016

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Ik everyone is gonna get this in their notifs so I gotta write something important.Chicken tiddies That is all. 
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