When one says, "Tell me a little about yourself," I fold my hands on the surface in front of me and say with a perverted smirk dusting over my upturned lips, "One word: Slash." 

I'm just a girl with a saxophone and a dream
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CarlisleCussich CarlisleCussich Feb 18, 2017 04:50AM
Finally got it going, guys. Hope it turns out well :D https://www.wattpad.com/story/99961435
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