If I can not move heaven, I will raise hell. Sarcasm is the last refuge for the imaginatively bankrupt. I look better in black than the widows of my enemies. Sometimes, it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic remarks. We're badass, we break noses, and accept consequences. 

Welcome to the Shadowhunters fandom, you should know the following:
-we call ourselves Shadowhunters
-we support gay rights bc Malec
-we have a fear of ducks
-everyone is 100% done with Jace's bullshit but we still love him
-we ship incest lolololol
-don't touch Jace's mango's
-Herondale's are attractive
-Magnus is like our god of glitter

I am a random British nerd obsessed with this app. *gives you internet cooke* 🍪
Don't expect regular uploads from me, I upload whenever the hell I feel like it. 🙂🙃 I am a model, and I am a professional fangirl. :)

I am obsessed with
The Vampire Diaries
Pretty Little Liars
Once Upon A Time
Harry Potter
The Amazing Spiderman
Stelena (OTPPPPP ♥️♥️♥️)
Shadowhunters (Clace is life!!!)
The mortal instruments (no words can describe Clace's perfection.)
Wherever the hell my random mind decides to take me.

That boy you made fun of for his scar? He lived in a cupboard for 11 years without a loving family. That boy you made fun of for his old robes? He watched the girl he loved kiss another man and couldn't do anything. That girl you called filthy? She wiped her parents' memories of her to save her friends. That boy you called stupid and fat? His parents don't know he exists. That girl you called crazy? Her mother died before her eyes when she was 9. That girl you called evil scum? She was cursed to petrify her friends against her will at the age of 11. These people are the heroes of their generation. Know the whole story before you open your mouth. #StopBullying.

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  • JoinedDecember 25, 2016

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