If I can not move heaven, I will raise hell. Sarcasm is the last refuge for the imaginatively bankrupt. I look better in black than the widows of my enemies. Sometimes, it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic remarks. We're badass, we break noses, and accept consequences. 

I am a random British nerd obsessed with this app. *gives you internet cooke* 🍪
Don't expect regular uploads from me, I upload whenever the hell I feel like it. 🙂🙃

I am obsessed with
The Vampire Diaries
Pretty Little Liars
Once Upon A Time
Harry Potter
The Amazing Spiderman
Stelena (OTPPPPP ♥️♥️♥️)
Shadowhunters (Clace is life!!!)
The mortal instruments (no words can describe Clace's perfection.)
Wherever the hell my random mind decides to take me.

-Alyssa
  • Braiding Dumbledore’s beard.
  • JoinedDecember 25, 2016


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