Likes: Writing cliffhangers
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Writing the Night Rider
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Too many fandoms (feel free to ask which ones)
Playing the Alto Saxophone
Spoons
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Dislikes: Romance
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Being Mistaken For A Dude
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"Do you know why my brother and I are contracted to Cull and Rin?" Blaize said, attempting to entice him into talking again, nudging her sleeping brother awake to help her."Because they forced you i...
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