Likes: Writing cliffhangers
Fantasy
Anime/Manga
Pirates/Steampunk
Writing the Night Rider
Sarcasm
Doctor Who
Sherlock (seasons 1 + 2)
Marvel
Harry Potter
Books in general
Hats
Chocolate
Animation
Music
Too many fandoms (feel free to ask which ones)
Playing the Alto Saxophone
Spoons
Plushies

Dislikes: Romance
Reading Requests
Haters/Supernewbs
Sarcasm Used Incorrectly
Cliche Plotlines
Waiting
Most Vegetables
Socks
Annoying People
Bad Updates/Formats
Deadlines
Migraines
Smartasses
Twattpad Glitches
Water
Being Mistaken For A Dude
Running
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  • JoinedFebruary 1, 2012


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Stories by Captain Sarcastic - master of sarcasm, wit and the sword. In that order.
Villainy  by CaptainSarcastic101
Villainy
Two years ago, Cassidy West was ruling the world as the Ten Dragons crime overlord. A supervillain. Now, she...
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The Night Rider *UNDER RECONSTRUCTION* by CaptainSarcastic101
The Night Rider *UNDER RECONSTRUCT...
All war is deception. Even when your enemy is dead. Lady Aria rules over the ever changing city of Opalis, pr...
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Scurvy Cur: Short Stories by CaptainSarcastic101
Scurvy Cur: Short Stories
This is a random short story book that I'm gonna update whenever I get an idea or they're for competitions. N...
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