Likes: Writing cliffhangers
Fantasy
Anime/Manga
Pirates/Steampunk
Writing the Night Rider
Sarcasm
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Marvel
Harry Potter
Books in general
Hats
Chocolate
Animation
Music
Too many fandoms (feel free to ask which ones)
Playing the Alto Saxophone
Spoons

Dislikes: Romance
Reading Requests
Haters/Supernewbs
Sarcasm Used Incorrectly
Cliche Plotlines
Waiting
Most Vegetables
Socks
Annoying People
Bad Updates/Formats
Deadlines
Migraines
Smartasses
Twattpad Glitches
Water
Being Mistaken For A Dude
Running
  • Northern Ireland
  • JoinedFebruary 1, 2012


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CaptainSarcastic101 CaptainSarcastic101 Oct 06, 2017 02:23PM
Thanks to @jakepatt for the awesome cover, hope to get some inspiration from it for the next few updates.Cap'n
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Stories by Captain Sarcastic - master of sarcasm, wit and the sword. In that order.
The Night Rider (CURRENTLY BEING REDONE) by CaptainSarcastic101
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Scurvy Cur: Short Stories by CaptainSarcastic101
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This is a random short story book that I'm gonna update whenever I get an idea or they're for competitions. No idea how this is gonna go but enjoy! :-) Cap'n
Captain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book by CaptainSarcastic101
Captain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book Random
When it comes to reviews, I'm probably as harsh as the hellhole most story ideas crawl out of. I'm blunt, sarcasic, to the point and I know what I like in a story. As you can probably guess, you don't wanna take m...
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