I welcome you to my account of madness. Take a seat and consume insanity to your petty heart's bliss! Haha! 

Pardon me for my outburst of laughter. Any-who, let's get you accustomed to your new arrangements as a zombie of my account.

Step 1: You better read my stories, little undead. I mean, your brain is deteriorated, so you might as well fill what's left of it with some good literature, no?

Step 2: Comment and vote, flesh-muncher. Nothing is more annoying than a silent slave from the soil. You can at least groan with that empty shell of a head, yes?

Step 3: Enjoy yourself. As a spawn of evil, you might as well. All worries of life have left you, and now you can feel free as you read along with what I give! What is more enjoyable than being under one's thumb? Nothing! You get to sit back and do what one tells of you! No thinking! No longing! It's so simple and laid out for you!

Now, follow my steps. Do as I say. And don't forget to speak to your master through PM from time to time, as this dark cavern gets lonely.

Now that introductions are over and done, let's have a great time together. So, would you like a cookie? It's made with human flesh, of course, but you already knew that. It's warm and tasty, and it's so, so good.
  • Somewhere with Fresh Meat
  • JoinedMarch 14, 2018

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