BringMeHolyWater

Guest speaker: *Brings up a passage about women marrying men and men marrying women* Does this look holy? Does this look normal? This is what we should be feeding to our children! Yet you people vote and are confused when suddenly marriage and genders are a problem! *Leans to the boys on the front row* What are you? 
          	
          	Boy: A boy!
          	
          	Guest speaker: And who are you going to marry? A woman. *Goes to the girls and says the same thing but reversed*
          	Everyone in the church except me: AMEN
          	
          	yall send help

BringMeHolyWater

@ahoeforym69 Not to mention how he's a father of eight... I'm worried for his kids :/
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NewEra14

Me: stays quiet cause I support the lgbtq community 
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BringMeHolyWater

Guest speaker: *Brings up a passage about women marrying men and men marrying women* Does this look holy? Does this look normal? This is what we should be feeding to our children! Yet you people vote and are confused when suddenly marriage and genders are a problem! *Leans to the boys on the front row* What are you? 
          
          Boy: A boy!
          
          Guest speaker: And who are you going to marry? A woman. *Goes to the girls and says the same thing but reversed*
          Everyone in the church except me: AMEN
          
          yall send help

BringMeHolyWater

@ahoeforym69 Not to mention how he's a father of eight... I'm worried for his kids :/
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NewEra14

Me: stays quiet cause I support the lgbtq community 
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BringMeHolyWater

People have been talking about how horrible Three Musketeers are and I'm honestly gonna throw hands

woodwinds_kick_brass

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@BringMeHolyWater I ACTUALLY LOVE PICKLES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THREE MUSKETEERS JUST SUCK ASS 
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BringMeHolyWater

@wtf_is_gluten *whispers* i think she hates pickles 
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