I wanna be a steampunk!

Clowns are flippin' terrifying. No body should be that happy all the time.

Guns are CHEATING!

When I die I want to go to Valhalla.

I wanna get my sleep removed. Eight hours a night is such a waste of time.

I just found my cat drinking out of the toilet... again.

Charizard Rocks my world.

Tip One: Never drive past a KFC with your window open.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

I have nothing clever to write here and was too lazy to cut and paste.

I'm a high functioning zombie.

Real men wear skirts.

I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Z is my least favourite letter of the alphabet.

You can't trust a cat person.

I like to watch Ice Road Truckers.

Do you know what sucks, we now have Carl's Jr in NZ but we can't get a fucking Krispy Kreme.

That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.
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