I wanna be a steampunk!
Clowns are flippin' terrifying. No body should be that happy all the time.
Guns are CHEATING!
When I die I want to go to Valhalla.
I wanna get my sleep removed. Eight hours a night is such a waste of time.
I just found my cat drinking out of the toilet... again.
Charizard Rocks my world.
Tip One: Never drive past a KFC with your window open.
It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
I have nothing clever to write here and was too lazy to cut and paste.
I'm a high functioning zombie.
Real men wear skirts.
I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Z is my least favourite letter of the alphabet.
You can't trust a cat person.
I like to watch Ice Road Truckers.
Do you know what sucks, we now have Carl's Jr in NZ but we can't get a fucking Krispy Kreme.
That's the kind of woolly-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten.
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