Ask me any questions about space and I'll answer. My answer will probably be wrong, but do it anyways.

Most of my stories are about people not knowing what's going on with something about space or magic added in somewhere.
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BadPenname BadPenname Jun 30, 2017 03:26AM
So the Mola Mola was considered plankton for years, as it just drifted around and filterfed itself on jellyfish. However, the Mola Mola is a thousand pounds on average. 
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This story in its entirety is nothing more than a small, inconsequential blip in the eternal onslaught of a universe that doesn't care. That being said, it's about the most average man in the universe, a planet des...
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Your helpful guide to installing your brand new Standard Weather Vane.