- I'm Avan
- Shmingle..yeah xD
- French canadian
- I love food!
- and i love boobs. :P
(.)(.) < ---- boobies! ;o
*Starts singing* yes ladies, faint! my voice is too beautiful for your ears to handle.
- If ur home alone in the middle of the night and u heard a fart, would u laugh or be scared as shit?
- Math questions are so stupid. They're like "If i have 30 chocolate bars and i eat 29, what do i have?" I don't know..diabetes maybe?
- Calm your tits bro..it's P.E not the Olympics.
I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep. :P
"Mom, make me some food?"
"Get it yourself"
"Never mind, I'm not hungry"
*Walking into a restaurant*
"Would you like a table?"
"No, bitch. We'll just eat on the floor."
What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY SEXY? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired, I put the mirror down.
Follow these awesome peeps:
@Emilie_Bish - weirdo extraordinaire ;)
@FotherMucker23 - Dorkalicious xD
@Helen_of_Troy - khaira :D
@Hello_Im_Creepy - my bro
@XxRose_ - sweetest girl ever :)
@Wreck_Tangle - PANDA GIRL! This girl is seriously funny. We both live in pandadise xD
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, god knows what they did up there but they came back with a daughter. :P
CHECK OUT MY POEMS :)
And Pm me...I love talking. :D
- trust me..you don't want to know. ;)
- JoinedFebruary 12, 2013