heyo people!

- I'm Avan
- 19
- Shmingle..yeah xD
- French canadian
- I love food!
- and i love boobs. :P
(.)(.) < ---- boobies! ;o

*Starts singing* yes ladies, faint! my voice is too beautiful for your ears to handle.

- If ur home alone in the middle of the night and u heard a fart, would u laugh or be scared as shit?
- Math questions are so stupid. They're like "If i have 30 chocolate bars and i eat 29, what do i have?" I don't know..diabetes maybe?
- Calm your tits bro..it's P.E not the Olympics.

I dig, you dig, he dig, she dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep. :P

"Mom, make me some food?"
"Get it yourself"
"Never mind, I'm not hungry"

*Walking into a restaurant*
"Would you like a table?"
"No, bitch. We'll just eat on the floor."

What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY SEXY? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired, I put the mirror down.


Follow these awesome peeps:

@Emilie_Bish - weirdo extraordinaire ;)

@FotherMucker23 - Dorkalicious xD

@Helen_of_Troy - khaira :D

@Hello_Im_Creepy - my bro

@XxRose_ - sweetest girl ever :)

@Wreck_Tangle - PANDA GIRL! This girl is seriously funny. We both live in pandadise xD


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, god knows what they did up there but they came back with a daughter. :P


CHECK OUT MY POEMS :)

And Pm me...I love talking. :D
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  • JoinedFebruary 12, 2013


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AvanWilliam23 AvanWilliam23 Dec 23, 2013 08:25PM
Give me your books to read :) I'll comment if i like it..idk..just bored o_o
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