Name: Sydney
Title: Internet Intellectual
Gender: XX chromosomes
Age: Ten plus eight
D.O.B: June 11th
Species: THE BIG FAG WORD (homo sapien disguise)
Strength: can listen to minecraft parody fallen kingdom without crying
Superhero name: Artismo
Catchphrase: "haha what"
Mood: penis? erect.
Yo, I'm Applekinz and I'm currently on a hospital bed getting injected with funny cartoons through intravenous therapy to stay sane. I draw, write, animate, and occasionally make "music" in my free time. I'm introverted and severely depressed so don't take it super personally if I don't respond to you immediately.
❤️ Little Bro: ❤️
(you mess with them you DIE no meme no joke you die instantly you look at them the wrong way i bite your big toe)

👄 My boyfriend is an alien: 👄
(ET in the flesh. Reads cupcest to me every night to help me get a good night's rest.)

🥺 The sweetest girl omg: 🥺
(Basically she's Miku Hatsune except smaller and even more precious)
Interests: (⭐️= mains)
-The Amazing World of Gumball
-Bojack Horseman
-Electro swing/ragtime
⭐️-Sam and Max: Freelance Police
⭐️-Five Nuts at Froogle's (FNaF)
-Dickhead and The Dick Machine (BaTIM)
-Invader Zim
-Panty and Stocking
-One Punch Man
-Teen Titans
-Steven Universe except only Spinel
-Roly-Poly's Nanakorobi Yaoki
-Happy Tree Friends
-Smiling Friends
⭐️-Animal Crossing
Youtube/Alt: Applekinz + Egotestical
Inactive Wattpad Alt: @Egotestical
Discord: [limited use + only close friends]
(???): HuneyBee3/Bee3Honey/Honeybee
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  • JoinedMay 22, 2015

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crying until i cant breathe check
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